Archive for May, 2007

I’m free between 12:27 and 12:30 this afternoon…

My busy schedule…For a blog with next to zero readership (by choice, of course), I get a surprising amount of flack for not updating it. Thing is, this is the busiest time of year for us here at The Factory and I’m up to my eyeballs in this work stuff (what’s up with that?!).

I do have a few items in the hopper, however.

For starters, I owe Tom a short-story/ vignette/ haiku- written- blindfolded- with- my- left- hand that was due last Monday. And Shawn is expecting a CD review from me any day now. And then there’s the how-to piece I plan to post on automated remote system backups (sounds exciting, no?). So there is activity behind the curtain. It’s just this damned need to pay the bills that is keeping the action to a minimum. I’ve even flaked on taking snapshots: an activity that requires next to no thought or effort. Geez…

So to my adoring public, who sit with blue faces while waiting to exhale upon the arrival of my next riveting, witty, thought-provoking, laugh-out-loud-funny tear-jerker, I offer this tender morsel to tide you over. It comes to you via my beloved wife, who presented me with an example of the most time-honored and unusual form of popular humor to come out of the past century: the knock-knock joke.

While I was getting dressed for work this morning, she looked over her morning paper and offered:

“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Acowsez”
“Acowsez who?”
“No silly, a cow sez moo!

Ba-dum-ching!

The browser of the future

Screenshot of drewswerds.com displayed in a Lynx browser One of my current projects at work is to ensure that our Web site is Section 508 compliant. This is a good thing, as it ensures that visitors with disabilities or impairments are able to access all of the content on our site. Folks with screen readers, users of alternate browsing devices, and individuals with vision problems need their Internet fix as much as the next person, and we are in the business of selling products. God knows we want to take their money right along with all the other schmoes who happen to visit.

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Top five baseball books

Baseball in gloveWith the recent untimely passing of David Halberstam, I was prompted to pick up his book about the 1964 World Series (again… I first read it when I was in Syracuse, ten or so years ago) and reminded of how engrossing it is, and how good a writer we’ve lost. In fact, I’d have to say it’s one of the best baseball books I’ve ever read; which got me to thinking: What are the best baseball books I’ve ever read?

I’m so glad I asked. In no particular order, I present my Top Five Baseball Books of All Time (not including books that I’ve never read, or will someday read, or that haven’t been written yet):

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House guests

House guests: A snapshot uploaded by Drew.

For the second year in a row, a family of wrens house finches (thanks to our neighborhood ornithologist, Matthew!) have selected one of the topiaries that flank our front door as their spring condo. A quick check this afternoon revealed a newborn chick, and two eggs. Momma’s been busy keeping Primo happy, and our tendency to enjoy Margaritas on the front porch with our neighbors has her quite displeased. Somehow, I think they’ll do just fine…

Dem belly full

Dem belly full at EZ Subs-n-more: A snapshot uploaded by Drew.

Nothing beats a good walk and a weedge on a Friday. This place doesn’t look like much, but the food is good and relatively cheap (six bucks and change for a loaded six inch sandwich, a bag of chips, and a small drink). They serve Boar’s Head meat, have a full grill, and — so I’m told — make a mean pastrami. Plus I can walk over there and get back to the office in a half-hour.

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